Join a family-owned company where no two days are the same.
Mostly because of the lawsuits.
At The Bluth Company, you’re not just an employee — you’re family. And like any family, we have our quirks. But we also have a shared commitment to building something lasting (structural warranties notwithstanding).
We offer competitive compensation, a dynamic work environment, and the opportunity to be part of Orange County’s most recognizable real estate brand. Plus, unlimited frozen bananas.
Operate the Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand. Responsibilities include dipping, chocolate application, customer service, and register management. Must not set stand on fire. Previous banana stand experience preferred but not required.
Plan and execute illusions for open houses, investor presentations, and company events. Must supply own lighter fluid. Alliance of Magicians membership preferred. Note: these are illusions. A trick is something a whore does for… candy.
Provide legal guidance across all company operations, including real estate transactions, regulatory compliance, and family matters. Must be willing to visit clients in a variety of… settings. Must be better than Barry. This is a low bar.
Operate the Bluth Company stair car for property showings, airport transport, and community events. CDL required. Watch out for hop-ons — you’re gonna get hop-ons.
Provide wellness support and lifestyle consulting to Sudden Valley homeowners. Dual certification in analysis and therapy required. We ask that all applicants carefully consider the combined title before printing business cards.
Oversee residential construction projects for government clients in select international markets. This position is currently on hold pending the resolution of certain diplomatic and legal considerations. Applicants should have a flexible interpretation of the word “treason.”
At The Bluth Company, we take our culture seriously. Our annual company picnic features live entertainment (illusions by G.O.B. Bluth), team-building exercises (lessons with J. Walter Weatherman), and a celebratory performance of “Afternoon Delight” that we ask everyone not to look up the lyrics to.
We’re also proud of our fleet of company vehicles, including the iconic Bluth Company stair car. Benefits include health insurance, a 401(k) plan (currently under review by the SEC), and a discount at Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand.